Hello Mudder,
Hello Father,
Here I am at
Camp Granada
Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking
With Joe Spivey
He developed
Poison ivy
You remember
Leonard Skinner
He got tomaid poisoning last night after dinner
All the counslers
Hate the waiters
And the lake has
Alligators
And the head coach
Wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now, I don't want
This to scare ya,
But my bunkmate
Has Malaria
You remember
Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home, Oh Mudder, Fadder
Take me home,
I hate Granada
Don't leave me, out in the forest
Where I might be eaten by a bear
Take me home,
I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys
Oh, please don't make me stay
I've been here one
Day...
Dearest Fadder,
Darling Mudder,
How's my precious
Little Brudder?
Let me come home
If you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute
It stopped hailing
Guys are swimming
Guys are sailing
Playing baseball
Gee, that's betta.
Mudder, Fadder, kindly disregard this letta.