turn my back, meet the future
hi how are ya, it's me the loser
from the school days a greasy student
nobody believed me now see me do this
chubby boy all the teachers hated
they tried to drug me get me sedated
the girls would laugh make me feel degraded
now they're being nice i appreciate it
but i dont feel bitter ive nearly made it
i just feel better alleviated
things are changing my feet are raising
just look at the storm that alldeez created
huh - tired of being merely cannon fodder
feeling like a fish out of water
but oh my god this life is awesome
in a lucky country all we fight is boredom
if you think youre hood youve got quite a problem
dont give me that bullshit, michael jordan
i smell that porky pie your cooking
but i arrive to downsize your portion
we're marijuana-ed just like its holland
out all night till the light of morning
puff my chest out, shrug my shoulders
im feeling stronger becoming older
there's things i want but i cant afford em
our moneys small but only loves important
thats the shit that my mother told me
back when i was all young and portly
always skipping class doing something naughty
now it's a okay its all a hunkydory
and im in your town im up performing
another party and another story
and another flight and my eyes are closed
but i love this shit its the life i chose
my girlfriends telling me im like a ghost
coz im never at home while she tries to cope
and she wants to leave but i tell her stay
paradise cant be that faraway
wake up tryna make a big impression
never be boring be interesting
it's the good life baby im mister west-en
fucking the whole world with a big erection
so purse your lips, kiss my behind
yeah i said it, hit the rewind
purse your lips, kiss my behind
the futures mine but in the meantime
pull a chair up, sit and recline
dont miss a word hear get every line
these things are hard but i must prevail
and so im i i'm hard as nails
and life is epic like the bestest
fun things are crumbling my life expectance
dont cry and stress that my suggestion
its like a gem is this life is like precious
so clench your teeth and hide your dentures
while i stretch my legs out by climbing everest
i'll find my way through in the widest desert
then swim 7 seas all in time for breakfast
but im not eating im just trying to tell them
in my direction where you find a legend
in the making before it all takes me under
forget my problems and face them after