As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was a man in an upper-story window and he was shouting and screaming to the people who were gathered there below
For he was so afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this blanket that we are holding here for you
And you will be alright
He jumped
Hit the deck
Broke his fucking neck
There was no blanket
Laughed
We nearly shat
We had not had so much fun since grandma died
Or auntie Mable caught her left tit in the mangal
We are miserable sinners
Flithy fuckers
Awesome