Amos Tori
Strange Little Girls
97â Bonnie & Clyde
(Mathers/Bass/Bass)
Eminem - from âThe Slim Shady LPâ (1999)
Just the two of us.. (8X)
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And Iâma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
Youâre all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
Câmon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh whereâs mama? Sheâs takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what youâre thinkin - itâs kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, sheâs one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and if she donât get her way, sheâll throw a fit
Donât play with da-daâs toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And donât look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Donât you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And donât worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
Itâs just a little scratch - it donât hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mamaâs messy isnât she? Weâll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, canât we?
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
See honey.. thereâs a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-daâs probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mamaâs got a new husband and a stepson
And you donât want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when youâre old enough to understand a little better
Iâll explain it to ya
But for now weâll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you itâs okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dadâll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head weâre here, before we pway
weâre gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, donât cry honey, donât get the wrong idea
Mamaâs too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
Thatâs why you canât get her to wake, but donât worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
Weâll tie it to her footsie then weâll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now weâll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (4X)
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-daâs always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby