Marc Payson, Marc Payson, Marc Payson is a drunk
At 8 a.m., he has a beer, at 9 a.m., he has a beer
At 10 a.m., he has a beer, he's a fucking queer
At 1 p.m., he has a beer, at 2 p.m., he has a beer
At 3 p.m., he has a beer then he goes to work
Marc Payson, Marc Payson, Marc Payson is a drunk
He always shows up drunk to work
He always shows up drunk to meetings
He's always drunk around the house
I'm glad you got kicked out
What's up with your hairline? Your saxophone is doing fine
You're 25, your kid is 9 and your father just died
Marc Payson, Marc Payson, Marc Payson is a drunk