DANIELA: Gorgeous!
CARLA: Linda!
CARLA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know!
VANESSA: Vieja!
DANIELA: Sucia!
CARLA: Cabrona!
CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Tell me
something I don't know!
CARLA: A little off the top-
DANIELA: A little on the side-
NINA: A little bit of news you've Heard around the barrio!
ALL: Tell me something I don't know!
DANIELA: Bueno. You didn't hear this from me! But some little birdie told me Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
NINA/CARLA: No me diga!
VANESSA: Ay, no! He'd never go out with A skank like that! Please tell me you're joking!
DANIELA: Okay! Just wanted to see what you'd say!
CARLA/NINA/DANIELA: Woooooooooooooooo! Tell me something I don't know! Mmm-hmm-mmm...
VANESSA: What? I don't care!
ALL: Ay, bendito!
DANIELA: So, Nina, I hear you been Talking to Benny.
NINA: And what do you hear?
DANIELA: I hear plenty. They say he's got quite a big ...Taxi!
CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga!
NINA: Okay! I don't wanna know Where you heard all that!
CARLA: I don't think I know what you mean...
DANIELA: Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!
VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA: Tell me something I don't know!
CARLA: Long as he keeps it clean!
NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Ay dios mio...
DANIELA: Nina, seriously, we knew you'd Be the one to make it out!
VANESSA: I'll bet you impressed them All out west; You were always The best, no doubt!
CARLA: We want front row seats to Your graduation-
DANIELA: They'll call you name-
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: And we'll scream and shout! NINA: You guys, I dropped out.
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga?!
NINA: I should go.
DANIELA: That's a shitty piece of news.
CARLA: That girl never quit anything.
VANESSA: What the hell happened?
DANIELA: I don't know...
DANIELA/CARLA: I don't know.
DANIELA: I don't know!
CARLA/VANESSA: Tell me something I don't know!
ALL: Que se yo?