He picks his nose with the T.V. on
I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
I'm a pig now baby dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
Third down and twenty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
In the gym the kids are holding their nose
I'm a pig now baby can ya dig?
I don't care coz I got B.O.
I'm a pig, I'm a pig
Body odour is no concern
When he goes shopping those noses turn
Third down and thirty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey
Mr. Turkey
Two, three, four
Stick it
He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn
I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He only cares about porking your mom
I'm a pig now baby, dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
Third down and forty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey
You're just a two-tub turkey
Turd rock
- :
- Miscellaneous
- Inside My Brain
- STP Not LSD
- Back from Samoa
- Return To Samoa
- The Unboxed Set
- Faster & Louder: Hardcore Punk, Volume 1
- Tapes Suck 2: The Revenge
- For Those About to Rawk: A Punk Tribute to AC/DC
- Underground Hits 1
- Punk Story
- Wake the Dead
- Punk Goes Metal
- Rolling Stone: Rare Trax, Volume 51: Darkness on the Edge...
- Annoy Your Neighbor With This Tape!
- A Tribute to AC/DC
- Queer Pills
- Play the Songs of Vom
- High Voltage: The Ultimate AC/DC Tribute
- Live at Rhino Records