Oh yeah
This one is for the ladies
Yes, but of course it's beautiful when a man meets a woman
But come on, yes, it's just embarrassing
As when you stand there on the pub and has picked up a bride
And it feels like the whole iron business is just screaming
The only thing you can come up with? Are you bad catchphrases
But really you just want to fast forward to the future
When you lie and roll around In the sheets off the page
But friend do like me and be honest and stop the shit
If you have a venereal disease you want to share it with me?
We do it together
Come to my house and infect each other
Old me Open to various suggestions
Just shout if you and any STD want to share
If you have a STD, would you like to share it with me?
We'll do it together
Come to my house and infect each other
Dude I'm open to different suggestions
Just shout if you and now? some venereal disease wants to be shared
I can see the guy staring and flirting
With the same chick all night long
But when it's two o'clock? does he end? home himself
No, he doesn't understand shit, he did everything perfectly
And every catchphrase he could come up with?
Did he say that? at the right time he invited her to drinks all night
What did he do wrong
Wasn't she too drunk for his acting
He goes home and goes to bed ?nns d? wonderful
Maybe should have tried to be a little more honest
She asked and he knows that no fairy tale is true
They could only have made love In the name of chlamydia
But surely it is so? that it can feel smooth
To give? going home alone one evening
From the pub
Want to avoid your talk
S? friend for once
There's no competition and try like me and be honest
If you have a venereal disease, do you want to share it with me?
We'll do it together
Come to my house and infect each other
Dude I'm open to different suggestions
Just shout if you and now? gon sexually transmitted diseases want to share
Do you have chlamydia, or gonorrhea??
S? for god's sake let me be with you
If you have a venereal disease do you want to share it with me?
We do it together
Go home to me and infecting each other
Gumman I'm open to different suggestions
Just shout if you and any STD want to share
Chlamydia
Sn Dear love, give me
If you have a venereal disease, do you want to share it with me?
We do it together
Come to my house and infect each other
Gumman I'm open to different suggestions
Just shout if you and any STD want to share