I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a 'Honk if You Love Jesus' sticker on the bumper of her car
I was feeling pretty Christian, I was loving all my neighbors,
When I saw that bumper sticker there, I didn't think twice.
My hand went for my horn, and I pushed it with conviction
When I saw that lady's finger, it about put my heart on ice
'Coz I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a 'Honk if You Love Jesus' sticker on the bumper of her car
And it makes me want to cry, but I may never have the gumption now
To read those one line sermons in bright yellow, black and white
I've been buoyed up so many times while stuck in rush hour traffic,
And forgive me Lord for saying, but my faith is weak tonight
'Coz I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a 'Honk if You Love Jesus' sticker on the bumper of her car
You say, ‘Maybe it's a rental. She could be the second owner.
She could be a Godless sinner in a loaner from a friend.'
And while that helps (I do feel better), I just can't help but see it
As a sign the world is doomed, and we're that much closer to The End
'Coz I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a 'Honk if You Love Jesus' sticker on the bumper of her car