The ugly tattooed swinger euphemize
And call their mucky hobby trysts
But if I saw another man touch you
I'd break his fucking wrists
Monogamy's not natural
We can't survive, that's what he'll say
He loves to swap, he's open minded
But don't dare suggest he's gay
Any maybe were just lucky
Maybe our connection is unique
And if that's really just what normal people do
Aren't you proud to be a freak?
The so called Doctor Gray's a billionaire
Because he's got the sexes sussed
We're a different race, we can't communicate
And mind game's are a must
But if you need a man
Just buy the book and follow all the rules
There's no one quicker to splash out
Than vulnerable, desperate, lonely fools
Do you know enough to suckle me and guess?
In just three minutes can I suitably impress
When don't we ignore the whistle
Just a look, a smile, a kiss'll tell you
All you really need to know
And maybe we're just different
Maybe we're nature's surprise
So put down the book
Log off and keep your woman close
And just look me in the eye
- :
- Arab Strap
- The Red Thread
- Mad For Sadness
- Philophobia
- Week Never Starts Round Here
- Elephant Shoe
- Miscellaneous
- Monday At The Hug And Pint
- The Last Romance
- The Week Never Starts Round Here
- Monday at the Hug & Pint
- Ten Years of Tears
- Scenes Of A Sexual Nature
- Dream Sequence
- Speed-Date
- There Is No Ending
- Quiet Violence
- The Cunted Circus
- Primavera Sound 2003
- Out of Our Heads on Skelp