We villains always get the short end of the stick,
Thrown off of cliffs,
Impaled by ships,
Everyone has it all wrong,
I'm a true artiste, not a cruel beast,
I get hot for haute couture,
Yes I'm a slave to fashion,
My favourite passion,
My motives are good and pure,
They are so ungrateful,
Misplacing on their hate,
Maybe I'm a hero too,
But a happy ever after is a dream that won't come true,
Ladies, I know exactly how you feel,
I was cast aside by King Triton's pride,
I defied misguided standards,
Standing up to fight for a women's right,
Got me banished beneath the sands,
I was forced to act when my kingdom was attacked,
We are all misunderstood,
Now a happy ever after is a dream that's just no good,
They thought I was the evil one,
I was only trying to help,
Yes I only wished her well,
So I gave Snow White an apple, with a special little spell,
Now imagine you could close your eyes,
And know that they'd only open wide
The moment you were chosen by the true love of your life,
I mean, she was living with seven men!
I agree completely,
See the princess was a joy,
What a precious little toy,
But I knew the day would come,
When she would mess around with boys,
So I cast a spell that put her out,
The day she turned sixteen,
Till her happy ever after cam to wake the future queen,
But a happy ever after is a dream we'll never see,
We are all misjudged,
We are all begrudged,
And of course we've made mistakes,
But you can rest assured,
Our hearts are pure,
No one's evil for evil's sake,
We have all had dreams,
Things are never as they seem,
Maybe we're the heroes too,
But a happy ever after is a dream that won't come true,
I dream x3
Of being happy,
I dream x3
Of finding glory,
I dream x3
Of living happily ever after,
After all we've tried,
We have always been denied,
Doesn't matter what we do,
Now a happy ever after is a dream that won't come true,
(Laughter/Cackling)