Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't descibe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My boifriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
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- Fly (Single)
- Rock N Roll (Single)
- Avril Lavigne
- Miscellaneous
- Goodbye Lullaby
- What The Hell (Single)
- Wish You Were Here (Single)
- All You Will Never Know
- The Best Damn Thing
- Under My Skin
- My World
- Try To Shut Me Up (Live EP)
- Let Go
- Angus Drive (EP)
- B-Sides
- Avril Covers
- Alice (Single)
- Non-Album Releases
- Almost Alice
- Alice