It's in a tube, a really nice bottle
I think it's a hell of a lot, the so-called frog from the laundry
I think it was grown at the butcher's in the garden
and everywhere where the sun seems to be, there is a ice cream chart
He would like to think that he will take revenge on safety forever
he would imagine , s Mommy butzi s lips long sis room
It's once in a tube gsi, dä isch at the regulars' table
He has gseit: If I want to do it, that is t au Ãöpis z Frässe
He greeted: It's a shame, it's a catastrophe
If a Chällner bruchsch then chunnter grad with sine Goofe
He would have made a stupid joke about the Negroes and the gays.
He would have said: I don't pay any money for the Fuule A round beer pays
and then handem gseit, there would be a competition in the jungle
A Monet surplus, without a bank and without a Uuswiis
Afterwards then it Fake and no more than two kilos of gold as the main prize and a bar full of psoffni
All hands shouting: Tubel, join in with this bizarre trophy
He was on the table, cheerful, proud and very elige
He said hello : Yes, Dane monkey gangis scho go show!
He wouldn't have pschtellt es beer, and me would have heard a saw
He would outdo every Negro in the jungle
It was once in a tube that he was on the plane
And if you were there, the team was waiting for you
It was like a big car
Sini Hälfer hands with provisions in backpack bige
We drive for days until we reach the Wült
And then hands in deetglah, without passport and ohni Gält
It was once in a tube, Danish was crawling on the ground
He had promised big adventures
He was dirty and elated in the jungle umegloffe
There would have been a few soldiers in the village
He would have said hello: Hey now, that's how opis I can have more fun
But the soldiers would have nd just side: I wanted to see the pass
It was once in a tube, a smile and a good health
It was somewhere in Denmark, with the distance from there disappearing in the pressure
He never understood that the competition, which was invented numerically, would soon be forgotten
And in the same place there were new tubes.
The tube trophy only had to be used for fun.
Every tube should be understood, and ouch d Philosophe
All you Tuble who husiered with your Tubel saying
All you Tuble, you where every Tubel marched
Schnönd emal i d Schiisi, and at the handle there was something pulling
When your numbers are there, no one misses you