Barry Louis Polisar
the skatter brak flath who lives in my bath
I think I'm pretty lucky, I'm sure you'll agree,
'Cause in my house there's a bath tub you see
And in that tub lives a Skatter-Brack Flath
Who won't let me take a shower or a bath.
I grab my robe, my soap and towel;
I hear a shriek and a deep, deep howl.
When Dad tells me, get
in
the
bath,
I tell him all about the Skatter-Brack Flath.
He's as real as the Gutchum Gee-Gillie Gah-Ged
Or the Bottom-Bo, Bitty-Bree, Slock-Slo Sled
Or the Slotum-Slaw Silklie-See Sap-Sucking Sool
Who want me at home when I should be in school.
Or the Google Nosed Liddy Lap Licking La-Lude
Who never lets me finish all of my food.
Or the Gobbin Go Gittie-Gatch Gitchie-Gap Goo...
And you better watch out--so they don't get you!
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- Miscellaneous
- Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls
- Family Trip
- Old Dogs, New Tricks
- I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children
- Naughty Songs for Boys & Girls
- A Little Different
- Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It In His Armpit and...
- Family Concert
- Captured Live and In the Act
- Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar
- Old Enough To Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis...
- Songs for Well Behaved Children
- Teachers Favorites
- Naturally Sweetened
- Juno
- Juno B-Sides: Almost Adopted Songs
- Songs to Make You Smile
- The Ultimate Chick Flick Soundtrack
- Juno (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Edition]