Not a playa but Iâm cool as a blizzard
And I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard
Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company
Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity
You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it
But whatâs your name? Whatcha do? Tell me all about it
And itâs not like me to be forward and step up
But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch
And weâll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America
Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica
And I get a great rate yo cause sheâs my motherâs sister
Sheâd love you in a second you should really come and meet her
Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef
A silly night of adventure and itâs all on me
So hereâs my cell, gimme a call when youâre done with school
Oh and you donât have a boyfriend right? Aiight, cool
Hey girl let me take you on a dork date
Weâll hit the comic shop baby and itâll be great
Making you feel good is my goal
Having so much fun I donât wanna go home, no
Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date
Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate
Smile on your face is the top of my plans
My chubby cheeks lightinâ up every time we hold hands
So if ya like Iâd like to take ya to my spot
China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock
Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby
But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby
Grabbed ya by the hand and asked âYa wanna go to comiccon?â
We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on
mc chris has a show tonight
Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that Iâm outta sight
But Iâm hoping you can see that for yourself by now
Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow
Cause in my heart it seems youâre gonna be a resident
Owning all control, got more power than the president
I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing
Ya ask if youâre becomin my new wonderfulamazing
And I donât know how to answer that, got red on my face
Cause now itâs 1am and now weâre going over to my place, hey!
And Iâm feeling it. Do ya feel too?
Weâre on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you
And Iâm thinking of all the things Iâd like to do with you
Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew
And you like the posters covering the plaster
I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster
But I canât help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster
Iâm feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master
You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle
Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle
And then I feel your lips on mine
Hope the night donât end. Hope the sun donât shine
Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip
She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip
Love to tell ya more but deep down Iâm a gentleman
I gotta clean the room because sheâs coming over late again