Get your headphones, youâre in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
From the northwest, but Iâm bring the heat
You can call me Beef
Tbyte hits you all with the spirit
Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics
Wrapped around nothing specific
Iâm not great dude, Iâm terrific
Yo Iâve been here before
In the 509 Iâm causing war
In the 206 I hit the blitz
Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix
Straight nerdcore rap machine
Running shit like Commander Keen
Call me up if your eighteen
Yo Iâm only mean without caffeine
So when I get my fix
Iâll send yall to the river styx
Tell Charon I said hi
Ladies, Beefyâs in short supply
So get him while you can
Boyfriend? Baby leave that man
Shouldnât be a hard decision
Youâre the Witch and Iâm the Vision
Now we can figure out
All the silly things weâll joke about
Iâve got skill and Iâve got power
And badass like MC Router
Beefyâs got a killer flow
Tell me something I donât know
Routerâs known to pop the glock
While Beefyâs playing Bioshock
Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now
That if I got me my plasmids Iâll take you out with a BLAOOOW!
Beefy makes your brain explode
Unbeatable like Battletoads
Empty out that Tattoo bottle
Then adventure like Full Throttle
Sour like lemonade
Just need two coins for the arcade
Then spend all day on MvC
The sequel, homeslice, naturally
I donât know what I found
But I know I hold it down
Nerdcore might be what ya call it
Canât get enough like an alcoholic
I hear them cry and plea
I canât stop singing Play With Me
And Table Topâs stuck in my head
We love Beefy from A to Zed
What can I say
With just one hook Iâll make your day
Just one verse I can make your year
Like Killface Iâll destroy your ear
Not with teeth just with my sound
My magic here is world renowned
And with every site I visit
I make each domain so exquisite
Other rappers whisper curses
But still begging me for verses
All powerful like Zeus
Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh
Ladies like feel on my wuubs
And giggle while weâre watching Scrubs
Iâm a spaz just like JD
And narcotic too like Dr. Reed