Last night I stumbled in to a bar room
I met a girl with a pint in her purse
She was cute as two speckled puppies
And I said Ben you could do worse
Then I walked across a room full of tables
Walked across her table too
And I flopped myself down in a chair
And said hi there
She whispered my name is Mabel
And all I could say was hi there
I said permit me to introduce myself Ben Colder here
She said it ain't been no colder here than anyplace else
I had her almost persuaded
What happened to the doodle-doodle-do... piano... thank you
To slip- strip herself of her pride
Almost persuaded to slip me a drink on the side
Then we danced and we danced and we danced and we danced
That is I thought I was dancin' somebody stepped on my hand
Then I looked in her eyes and I saw it
The reflection of my wedding band
And I thought that sure is strange I ain't even married
What it was it was my wrist watch
I had her almost persuaded
Once more there Argus
To come and be my own
Smart alec
(Almost persuaded)
Then her boyfriend came and made me go home
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- Non-Album Releases
- Big Ben Strikes Again
- Corny Country
- Eskimos, Mean Old Queens & Little Bitty Steers
- Shakey Breaky Car
- Wild Again
- Vinyl Raritäten 68
- Vinyl Raritäten 44
- Vinyl Raritäten 46
- Hazy Memories, Volume 3
- Eskimos,Mean Old Queens & Little Bitty Steers
- The MGM Records Vaults Volume 1
- Lovesick Blues - Gems from the MGM Vaults
- Gold Records From the MGM Vault
- Every Kind of Country
- Silly Songs To Make You Smile
- Country Story Time
- 100 Funny Favorites
- Dumb Ditties
- Wacky Westerns