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If I were a carpenter I'd hammer in the mornin' oops
If I were a carpenter and you were a railin'
I'd nail you anyway hey man I'm sailin'
If I were a moonshiner would you still find me
Pedlin' the booze I make in the middle of the freeway
If I were an old statute and you were a pidgeon
Hummm hum hum I wouldn't put you above me
If I were a fisherman and you were a mermaid
Would you swallow a worm for me or would you rather have a fish aid
If I were a farmer would you be frightened
To work in the hay with me that'd be excitin'
If I were a miller by the name of Roger
I guess I'd be King of the Road that rich little codger
Workin' with wood is OK with me
Hey I got a saw you wannna see my saw
It's a see saw you block head
You wanna see my work shop baby oh will you pine for me
You kinda left me out on a limb that time
If I were a carpenter I'd mash my fingers
I think we got this song pretty well built
Just nail it down before the studio falls in
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- Non-Album Releases
- Big Ben Strikes Again
- Corny Country
- Eskimos, Mean Old Queens & Little Bitty Steers
- Shakey Breaky Car
- Wild Again
- Vinyl Raritäten 68
- Vinyl Raritäten 44
- Vinyl Raritäten 46
- Hazy Memories, Volume 3
- Eskimos,Mean Old Queens & Little Bitty Steers
- The MGM Records Vaults Volume 1
- Lovesick Blues - Gems from the MGM Vaults
- Gold Records From the MGM Vault
- Every Kind of Country
- Silly Songs To Make You Smile
- Country Story Time
- 100 Funny Favorites
- Dumb Ditties
- Wacky Westerns