(Can I help ya, son?)
Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick, something now
(Quick)
To get out of here
(Quick and now)
Like a bike or, or a motorcycle or
(Bike, I haven't got any bikes)
(Haven't got any motorcycles)
Well, something you gotta have in
Behind all this junk around, I
(Junk)
Let me tell ya something about junk, son
See this shit around here
You think it's shit?
I think you're shit
Little turd dropper
I'll show ya what I got here
I got something faster
Than a damn bicycle for ya
I got this here
What the hell is that?
(It's a rubber sled)
A rubber sled?
(Rubber sled, that's right)
Is is fast?
(Is it fast? Shit)
(That damn thing's faster)
(Than a three peckered owl)
(And you know what else?)
(The best part?)
What's the best part?
(It's free, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Rubber sled
That's right
Take your rubber sled
And ride on, ride on, my man
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Thanks for the sled, pops
(Hey, no problem, come back)
I wanna slide
I wanna take a ride
(I wonder what that kid's)
(Rubber sled)
(Runnin' from?)
(What's he afraid of?)
On my rubber sled
(Pop?)
Did you hear what I said?
(Rubber sled)
I want my rubber sled
(Rubber sled)
I want my, I want my
I want my, my, my
(Rubber sled)
My my sled
(Rubber sled)
(Rubber sled)
(Rubber sled)
Rubber sled, yeah
That's what I said
That's what I
(Rubber sled)
(Rubber sled)
That's what I said
(Rubber sled)
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
(Robert Sledge on the bass guitar)
(Aw shit)
Aw shit
(Bass guitar)
(Rubber sled)
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
(Rubber sled)
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled
(Rubber sled)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
(Rubber sled)
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Rubber sled
Mm, sure has fast sled