One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve
I wow you, I wow you, said the little blue man
I wow you, I wow you to bits
I wow you, he loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits
I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more
I wow you, I wow you, said the little blue man
I wow you, I wow you to bits
I wow you, he loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits
For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be
I wuv you
One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down
I wow you, I wow you, said the little blue man
I wow you, I wow you to bits
I wow you, he loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits
I whispered, Thank goodness thats over"
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye
"I dont wow you anymore