Heâll tell you what you need
and you will believe a set of new knives
made of surgical steel
with his wide smile and shining eyes heâll win
and his flawless behaviour
will make him get under your skin
Heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
heâs selling
donât let him get inside your house
youâre buying
alarmingly charming
try holy water or some garlic
heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
be careful
donât let him get inside your house
heâs lying
heâs the million dollar mouth
Iâve got what you need may I interest you
in a fillet knife a chef knife a carving knife
or do you need a chain saw or two
they are razor sharp I could cut out your heart easily
you better make up your mind now
Iâll give you a money back guarantee
Heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
heâs selling
donât let him get inside your house
youâre buying
alarmingly charming
try holy water or some garlic
heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
be careful
donât let him get inside your house
heâs lying
heâs the million dollar mouth
You better lock your door now
when heâs inside and realizes that he wonât
be selling anything today heâll take a knife
and show how very sharp it is
Heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
heâs selling
donât let him get inside your house
youâre buying
heâs the man with the million dollar mouth
be careful
donât let him get inside your house
heâs lying
heâs the million dollar mouth