Now they're planning the crime of the century Well, what will it be?
Read about all their schemes and adventuring It's well worth the fee Roll out and see as they break the universe Have things gone from bad to worse?
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let's see.
But that's not right, oh no, what's the story?
There's you and there's me.
That can't be right.