A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
(To-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes
(Potatoes)
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
(France)
I haven't got a chance
(Chance)
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged in the wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like cactus plants
(Oh boy)
This is a fine romance
- :
- Bing Crosby at Christmas
- Just a Gigolo (Early Recordings Vol. 6)
- Without a Song (Early Recordings, Vol. 2)
- Complete United Artists Recordings
- Bing Crosby With The Andrew Sisters
- Swinging On A Star
- 1928-1945
- Miscellaneous
- White Christmas
- On The Sentimental Side
- Movie Hits
- Here Lies Love
- I Wish You a Merry Christmas
- Merry Christmas
- Blue Hawaii
- Non-Album Releases
- A Capitol Christmas
- A Centennial Anthology Of His Decca Recordings
- The Definitive Collection
- Forever Bing / Bing Crosby