Yesterday evening I called on a personal ad in the newspaper,
Today I got to meet the woman I called
Curious as to what kind of pig it was ck I had bought
I rang the doorbell and then she opened
She came from Arboga, I saw her carefully
And after a thorough discussion thought I said:
It said you were handsome
But you are ugly, I have been deceived
You wrote something about a castle,
This is a shed, I've been tricked
Now it's actually the case, she said, that I think I'm pretty,
So you can't sue me for I'm in a good mood, I said, but I demand that
You apologize and admit that you look like shit
But I didn't get an iota out, even though I threatened
With pulling hair out of her snob
It said you were pretty
But you're ugly, I've been tricked < br/>You wrote something about a castle,
This is a shed, I have been tricked
Now I was stuck in a sticky situation, you understand how hard I had
I couldn't get out with my honor intact
I was already mad, but when I got the door right in the middle
I balled out and start walking down the aisle
I picked up a stone and pulled it through her window
Then I pushed my head in as far as I could and shouted:
It said you were handsome
But you are ugly, I have been deceived
You wrote something about a castle,
This is a hide, I've been tricked
He's blown, he's blown, he's been tricked,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's blown, he's been tricked,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's is blown, he has been tricked,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He is blown, he is blown, he has been tricked ,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's blown, he's been cheated,
He gets to go ¥ home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's blown, he's been tricked,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's blown, he's been tricked,
He gets to go home with his tail between his legs
He's blown, he's is blown, he has been tricked