I don't smoke dope with Satan
since he left me at the mall
and Jesus he's so busy runin' round
and God forgot my number
because lately he don't call
and I don't smoke dope with Satan
since he left me at the mall
I don't listen to country music radio anymore
they don't play Merle Haggard
like they once did before
and they try to convince me
Kenny Chesney's a big star
but I don't listen to country music radio anymore
I don't ever bother
to turn on my tv
they shoot their show and all there
is not reality
those people on American Idol
don't look anything like me
so I don't ever bother to turn on my tv
I got so many problems
man I don't know what to do
and since Satan left me at the mall
I really have the blues
and you would too
I don't think certain people
should be in government
they're not worried about the issues
just the money and lobbyists
they seem to have it made
and I can't even pay my rent
so I don't think certain people
should be in government
wooooooo