Blaster Plan hot pocket

so I hate myself.
I was walking down the street as and I saw a man.
and he was like
pendeja dame mi hot poctet
and I was like.
Que pendejo and he started chasing me and I was like Oh Shit.
I ran for my life.
and I fell on the ground and was like not today no way Jose
and I got up and inside my friends house.
porque is but mija
and I told my friends mom everything that happened.
and she said to sit.
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