I was considering using burgundy for the kitchen walls
NO, that will clash with my designs for the ceiling fan
Then let me use my burgundy for the curtains
QUITE, that will compliment the oil-varnished windowsill
As long as I can still use my teal bedsheets
QUITE, they are to die for
I disagree with your brown carpet plans, that's so last year
I AGREE, they look very pretentious in the dining room.
However it could work with the furniture in the spare bedroom
NO, then it will clash with my art-deco candlesticks
Can you not move your art-deco candlesticks to the mantelpiece?
NO, the mantelpiece is where I keep my dried lavender flower
Arrangements,
Which I've already had to move,
For your hideous picture of Zombie-Napoleon
HOW DARE YOU!?! It is a masterpiece!!!
I got it at that cute little antique shop near the butcher's
Hmm, I'm thinking of repositioning the sofa in the living room
NEVER That would be a waste of the space and
Would limit the amount of natural light getting in
(Natural light... Natural light...)
Use a victim's entrails as bunting
Use a dead cat as a lampshade
Paint a pentagram on a leather recliner
Use the knitted curtains to summon demons who dwell beneath this world
??????
Wipe and wipe a child against the wall until they replace the old bed
(beige... mahogany... silk... bathroom tiles...)
Sacrifice a goat to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
Mail him the head just so you can show him
Staining your cream carpet is upholstery crime
Nothing can remove the mark of red wine
Black metal interior design
(teak... towels... ceiling fan... coffee table...)
Owls, thousands of owls in the attic
Ruining the coloring of the wood
Crawling on the floor and nibbling on the carpet
Egyptian silk sheets made with real Egyptians
Skin tapestries incorporating the chest and the neck
Sacrifice a goat to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
Mail him the head just so you can show him
Staining your cream carpet is upholstery crime
Nothing can remove the mark of red wine
Black metal interior design
Black metal interior design
Black metal interior design
We prefer English Oak to Redwood Pine