I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
And it makes me feel alright
Smoke two joints in time of peace
Into the time of war
Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke some more
Yeah, that's what I do, hey
Mama she always told me, Son you really have it bad
Mama she always told me, Son you do the best you can
Then one day I met a man, she came to me and said
I work good and I work fine but first take care of him
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the video game
And it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
Into the time of war
Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke some more
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
One peace, one time
Funny days, funny days
Gimme that bassline
Fellas, fellas