Bob Rivers
7 11
There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven
Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy
If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed
(Greetings!
Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine.
Do you require a spoon straw? )
And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven
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