Bob Rivers
how it feels to be old
Lately all the songs I write
Are slow and on the mellow side.
I used to stand on MTV,
But now they bring a chair for me.
Let me get a tube of ointment
Let's rub my achy joints,
And turn my hearing aid loud,
And throw Depends into the crowd.
This must be how it feels,
This must be how it feels,
To get old.
If I try to play hard rock,
It'd probably put me into shock.
Don't expect no big drum fills,
The drummer's lost his motor skills.
So let's get to the point,
I'm as mellow as the Doobies.
And when I head to the commode,
I just pray that I can go.
And this must be how it feels,
To be old.
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- White Trash Christmas
- Vault Volume 6
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
- Vault Volume 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
- Vol. 1-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- More Twisted Christmas
- Twisted Tunes
- I Am Santa Claus
- Twisted Tunes Classics
- Twisted Christmas
- Miscellaneous
- Non-Album Releases
- Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume VII
- Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
- Greatest Hits: Disc 1
- Greatest Hits: Disc 2
- Greatest Hits: Disc 4