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Bob Rivers
Miscellaneous
Read It In The Tabloids
I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.
Was waiting in line at the grocery store.
Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.
And it took me by surprise I must say
When I found out the Pope was gay.
I read it in the tabloids.
Elvis Presley's doing just fine.
They put it in the tabloids.
Got a look at Fergi's boobs, my my.
Honey, honey, yeah.
You know JFK didn't really die.
They got a picture and he looks all right.
And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET.
This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.
And you could have seen it all for yourself
'Cause it's right there upon the shelf.
Oh, I read it in the tabloids.
You know Madonna used to be a boy.
I saw it in the tabloids
Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids.
Honey, honey, yeah.
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- White Trash Christmas
- Vault Volume 6
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
- Vault Volume 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
- Vol. 1-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- More Twisted Christmas
- Twisted Tunes
- I Am Santa Claus
- Twisted Tunes Classics
- Twisted Christmas
- Miscellaneous
- Non-Album Releases
- Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume VII
- Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
- Greatest Hits: Disc 1
- Greatest Hits: Disc 2
- Greatest Hits: Disc 4