Well You Should See Polythene Pam
She´s So Good-looking But She Looks Like A Man
Well You Should See Her In Drag
Dressed In Her Polythene Bag
Yes You Should See Polythene Pam
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Get A Dose Of Her In Jackboots And Kilt
She´s Killer Diller When She´s Dressed To The Hilt
She´s The Kind Of A Girl
That Makes The News Of The World
Yes You Could Say She Was Attractively
Oh Look Out!
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
Protected By A Silver Spoon
But Now She Sucks Her Thumb And Wanders
By The Banks Of Her Own Lagoon
Didn´t Anybody Tell Her
Didn´t Anybody See
Sunday´s On The Phone To Monday
Tuesday´s On The Phone To Me
She Said She´d Always Been A Dancer
She Worked At 15 Clubs A Day
And Though She Thought I Knew The Answer
Well I Knew What I Could Not Say
And So I Quit The Police Department
And Got Myself A Steady Job
And Though She Tried Her Best To Help Me
She Could Steal But She Could Not Rob
Didn´t Anybody Tell Her
Didn´t Anybody See
Sunday´s On The Phone To Monday
Tuesday´s On The Phone To Me