Boudewijn De Groot testament

After twenty-two years in this life,
I am making a will of my youth.
Not that I have any money or property to give away,
I was never good for a smart boy.
br/>But I still have some nice ideals,
well cut even though they are out of fashion.
Anyone who wants them can come and get them,
young people especially like them very nice.
I am happy to leave the address of my pub to my brother who really wants to go to college.
Where I drank too much to impress a woman
and then got the blows I asked for.
And then I have a few friends,
who are well-educated and very sensible,
and with whom you can't do anything, < br/>but maybe someone else will get them.
For my nephew, my unfulfilled wishes are
a bit childish, but oh well, they are so deep.
I always belonged to that group of people
br/>for whom luck always ran faster.
I would like to pass on to my friends the ability
to fall in love with a girl's smile.
I myself have unfortunately been deceived one too many times.
but if you want to try it, you can.
My girlfriend, I will leave you all the nights
that I shed tears for your infidelity.
But remember, I will wait patiently
till I laugh because you are being cheated too.
And the teacher who used to threaten me all the time
Boy, you comes yet op It wrong toad!
Can be satisfied and doesn't need to get anything more,
That means he was right after all.
For my parents, the album with the pictures,
which are so false witnesses of a joyful youth.
But they do not show the salty talk
that raises a child in honor and virtue.
And furthermore, they get back all the foolish things they give me learned too much during that time.
After all, they can't force me to grow up without deep remorse and regret.
And then I also have some good friends
but they have already had enough of me.
So I now give them the wages they deserved
All the drinks they stole from me.
Nothing else, there are just a few things left
/>which I keep because it is of no use to anyone.
Those are my good childhood memories
you will take them with you as long as you live.