Welcome to the land of Minecraft
Where anything your mind can think can be real!
No matter if you're grown or a tiny child
You're sure to divine its timeless appeal
Invent your perfect world
You don't have to ask for help
If it exists inside your heart
You can build it all yourse-e-elf!
It's so much more extensive
Than it see-e-e-e-e-e-e-ems...
In Minecraft, children build the stuff of dreams!
Like a--giant penis
Or a rose colored giant penis
Or a golden giant penis
Or a 'thataway!' giant penis
Or a sparkly giant penis
Or a festive giant penis
Or a flat talking giant penis
Or a flat non-talking giant penis
Or a purple giant penis
Or a suddenly alerted penis
Or a non-wheelchair accessible penis
Or ju-just the actual word penis, okay
Or a small but important penis
Or a puppy bear with a yellow penis
Or a person who just is a penis
Or a giraffe!
Minecraft!