Ladies and gentlemen, Homestar Runner sings the love theme from Final Fantasy 4!
Unlike some other animated characters, I'm actually gonna make this a love song.
I just love brentalfloss
He throws candy with a gentle toss
I would dip French fries in brental-sauce
When he’s gone, I feel a brental-loss, oh,
His head is shiny, he makes Englishmen say Blimey, when I see his face, I cry-yyy
You don’t think I will? Just try me
I mean he's
I just love him so much
Forever and ever
I want him to have my baby corns, mostly because I don’t eat baby corns
They freak me out
Plus, they’re babies