I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Mike was tough!
Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out
Then he went to jail (I went to jail)
His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme
With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!)
Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii!
There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake?
Bull shit cock!
So what's the point of having a remake?
That's a buncha shit!
Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike,
He's not half as cool as Mike!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson!
Yeah boy!
Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space
I got more punch than Rihanna's face
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous!
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this
I am ferocious, my word bank is copious, in fact it's
supercalafragalistic-aladocious
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin Fight
or
Flight
Cover up your ears baby I might try a bite
I ain't crazy, the media filets me, but now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z
That's a nice bike, brentalfloss!
It's mine now!
Whoa, bike!
Tyson stole my bike!
That guy's name is Mike
And he stole my bike
Tyson stole
Tyson stole
Stole my bike!
Man, I hate Mike Tyson!
I may be spastic but I'm not made of plastic,
I'm a vicious fighter but my feelings are elastic
So I'm not slapstick, I'm majastic, fuckin' fantastic when I grab a chick and slap dick
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks,
one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with three to six
I don't even get half the shit I spit, I'm not a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic
Punch-Out!
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- Miitomo With Lyrics
- Louis Armstrong Sings Super Mario World
- The Youtube Collection 2008-2012
- Shovel Knight With Lyrics
- Bits of Me
- Super Mario Land 2 With Lyrics
- The Bioshock Infinite Song
- Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics
- Phoenix Wright With Lyrics
- Dragon Warrior With Lyrics
- What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?
- What If This CD...Had G-Rated Lyrics?
- The Team Fortress 2 Song, Youtube Version
- Bubble Bobble With Lyrics
- Compilation
- The Ballad of Jeff (EarthBound Winters Remix)
- The Super-Secret EP
- Cave Story With Lyrics