Here on this tropic isle
it's our job to make you smile
till you're on trial
then we get mean!
You look like a guilty gill
on eight counts of go-gurt spill
you're here till everything's clean.
(This is fun right?!)
But you're on the beach.
With Toadsworth and mama Peach.
(Mama Peach?)
What a joy to be condemned
by a corrupt judicial system!
(OBJECTION!)
Have a backpack with a hose
get some caca on your nose
and there's a spike right by your head.
(That was just a prototype!)
'Twas a game one might infer
about a tropical janitor
but the cast Mario instead.
Oh yes the concept is foolproof!
We'll sell a billion oh yes!
'Cause that's what all children long for
cleaning up someone else's mess!
So now our hero's a felon
rolling a big watermelon.
The folks here need shine sprites
to make the island shine bright
but they all hoard them and blame you!
(Why, why, why?!)
The water jetpack's genius
but this game gets tedious
they tried to make Mario new.
(Eww.)
Yeah, some parts are fun.
But it's not my number one.
Sure, some games seem like pure gold.
If you play 'em when you're four years old.
The voice of Bowser sounds rather.
Like Cookie monster's drunk brother.
(Hey guys!)
It's not bad as sequels go
but it's a third-rate Mario
off-brand and improperly.
While it's not my favorite game
you can love it just the same
perhaps that love isn't misplaced.
'Cause after all,
there's no accounting for taste.