Have you met Toad?
He's Princess Peach's P.A.
Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
He's very likely to be a big gay (big gay)
He shops for shoes like Arita Franklin at a big hat store
He's a Judy idolizer with facial moisturizer galore
(Gay gay gay gay)
He loves ballet
And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
He went to seminary
Link says he's a fairy for sure
(And Link knows his fairies)
On the other hand
He may just be metro
Plenty of guys going that way today-ay
And if he's gay
We still would like, would like him anyway
That's my friend Toad
So yeah he's definitely gay
It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
He swears that he's bi, we're pretty sure it's a lie
But either way, a fungi who says Haay!
(You feeling a little bit homosexual there, Brent?)
(Well, ever since Toad dumped me on his birthday, uh, yeah!)