When I was young I had a twist of punching babies with me fist
And I thought I would enlist and join the british army.
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
If I had a face like you, I would join the British army.
When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you'd see;
The Prince of Wales, he said to me, Come
and
join
the
British
army.
Sarah Camdon baked a cake; it was all for poor old Slattery's sake.
I threw meself into the lake, pretending I was balmy.
Corporal Duff's got such a drought, just give him a couple of jars of stout;
He'll kill the enemy with his mouth and save the British Army.
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, Me curse is on the Labour crew;
They took your darling boy from you to join the British army.
Captain Heeley went away and his wife got in the family way,
And all the words that she would say was Blame
the
British
Army.
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you and leave the British army.
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- Brobdingnagian Fairy Tales
- Marked By Great Size
- LIVE: Nex Monoceroti, Per Risibus
- The Holy Grail of Irish Drinking Songs
- A Faire to Remember
- Songs of Ireland
- Do Virgins Taste Better? Bonus
- Memories of Middle Earth
- Austin Celtics
- Real Men Wear Kilts
- A Celtic Renaissance Wedding
- Brobdingnagian Bards Sampler
- The FuMP, Volume 3: May - June 2007
- I Can Has Fump? - Volume 3D: May-June 07
- Memories of Middle Earth (Remastered)
- Dragons and Virgins (Live)