Brown Julie
Homecoming Queens Got A Gun
Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun
(hoooooo) It was homecoming night at my high school
(hoooooo) Everyone was there, it was totally cool
(hoooooo) I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
(hoooooo) ÃCause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
(hoo, wah, hoo, wah) She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon)
Riding the float with her tierra on (tierra on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket (E ticket)
The crown was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked)
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queenÃs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÃs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÃs smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh BuffieÃs pompom just flew to bits
Oh no, MitzieÃs head just did the splits
God, my best friendÃs on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, youÃre embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÃs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Stop Debbie, youÃre making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldnÃt believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
Throw down your gun and tierra and come out of the float
Debbie didnÃt listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacherÃs dead
Oh itÃs really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÃs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÃs really having a blast
SheÃs wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream duck but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldnÃt work my instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, whyÃd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, Debbie,
whyÃd
you
do
it?
She raised her head, smiled, and said aaaggghhhh
I
did
it
for
Johnny
Johnny? Well like whoÃs Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, whoÃs Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces.
Answer me, Debbie, whoÃs Johnny?
Oh God this is like that move Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled.
But weÃll never know who Johnny was because like sheÃs dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÃs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a