Good morning viewer, this is a news program that puts you in a good mood, there are crimes out there, but here we talk about hours of beaches in Rimini and rivulets of sweat, so protect yourself from the heat wave with my help: clear your mind that I don't even have Baby Johnson Shampoo. Exercising the power that Orson gives me, I announce to you that this year is hotter than last. If you look around you will understand that there is no trace of the shots on the Bari seafront in the Mediaset and Rai news programs. I don't feel like telling you this, but I'll count the hairs on Prince Charles' asshole. You must never use the remote control against me.
RIT: TG TG TG FUCKING BACK.../YOU NOTICE NEWS, BUT NOTICE ANYTHING/ YOU ALREADY YOU ALREADY ARE TURNING BUT...FIND THE TRUTH YOURSELF
The factories of the Bel Paese are closed, the workers from Mirafiori to Termini Imerese are out, and if they remain they are worth less than 1000 euros a month, whether for better or worse you rent a studio apartment plus expenses, but you can't even pay for a visit to the dentist. Track, track, the minister passes with the driver, in the minibar blue car with Moet & Chandon and Crystal...The least you can do is shoot the tires in sight. But this news is not so pessimistic, the Italian economy is healthy, yes, ISTAT says so, the boot is on the tourist's shopping list, this is the information, not the communist one made of pillories! W the news of lies, with news hidden like whores in the sewers, a marshal who parrots the crime story of Cogne, but on Ustica, no, he doesn't want to have trouble!!
Well tuned to the news: champions cup, parades Armani, but no news on the victims of the Tsunami, but yes, relax and pour yourself a pils, after all it's friendly fire that burns the GIS, oops... it happens to fall on the Cernis, nothing will ever change here... as in a second government... I don't like talking about war, it's too bold, I prefer to talk about peacekeepers offering buns to Afghan families from their armed tanks made of marzipan. All goodism goes to hell if the cameras are turned off on the inhuman conditions of the children bitten by hunger in their villages bombed for weeks, but "Shhhhhh!!"