Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
midday crisis
When I saw his face and I was a believer
It was the automatic rifles
the Nintendos and the Segas
And the half a dozen dead disciples
He claimed to be the son of God
But like many a fruitcake before him
Maybe he really was
And meanwhile a black Maria
Leaves the hallowed halls of justice
under a hail of phlegm and fire
From the assembled vigil-aunties and uncles
Hot Dogs!
Mid day crisis!
Ippa dippa dation no operation
Too many people at the station
me rest of life's fall-out patients
Who wake up every morning smiling
Stretching, yawning, breakfast-timing
Cut in slices, toasted brown
when the mid day crisis comes around
And no, I don't want to see your leaflets
I lost my faith with my taste for sausages and
Hot dogs!
Mid day crisis!
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- You Fat Bastard
- Post Historic Monsters
- 1992 Love Album
- 30 Something
- 101 Damnations
- Miscellaneous
- 1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)
- 30 Something (Deluxe Version)
- BBC in Concert (15 July 1994)
- Hello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye
- 1991-11-07: Wham Bam!: Kilburn National Ballroom, London, UK
- The Drum Machine Years, Volume 1: 1990-1991
- The Drum Machine Years, Vol. 2 (1992 - 1993) [Live at...
- I Blame the Government
- Live
- Born On the 5th November
- The Drum Machine Years - Volume 2 (1992 - 1993) - Live at...
- Straw Donkey: The Singles
- Starry Eyed and Bollock Naked (A Collection of B-Sides)
- Handbuilt by Perverts