On the 22nd day of November
The day that they shot Kennedy
I become a fully paid up member
Of The Flat Earth Society
Acting like your older brother
Dressing like your brother's boss
You can't judge a book by it's cover
But you can tell how much it costs
I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.
You say tomato
I say tomato
But I'll never be a vegetable
You say Karl
And I say Harpo
I'm politically incorrectable
I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Senile with a capital S
Celebrated sensible thinking
Is something that I couldn't do less
I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.
On the 22nd day of November
The day that they shot Kennedy
I become a fully paid up member
Of The Flat Earth Society