My pants are on vacation
I notice that their gone
My right leg knows
My left leg knows
They both think somethings wrong
My pants are on vacation
They left a detailed note
But their handwriting is so sloppy
That I don't know what they wrote
My pants are on vacation
They been gone for a week
I feel like yelling at them
But I'll turn the other cheek
My pants are on vacation
I guess they needed a break
At least they didn't invite all of my socks for goodness sake
My pants are on vacation
And they did not take my belt
It wasn't even invited
Imagine how belt felt
My pants are on vacation
Its such a silly shame
My chores have gone undone
And there is no one else to blame
My pants are on vacation
And they sent me a postcard
They said that being pants was just a little bit too hard
Their working days are over
And they say they've retired
But if they ever do come back
I'll tell them that they're fired
My pants are on vacation
I notice that their gone
My left leg knows
My right leg knows
They both think somethings wrong
My pants are on vacation
And it could happen to you
One day you'll wake to find them gone
And then what will you do
I wandered to the wardrobe
I suppose that shorts will do
Only to discover that my shorts were on a cruise