MADALENA: My husband's a wimp
His henchmen are simply useless.
The servants and staff
Are inbreeds and halfwits too.
Oh God, how I need someone here
Willing to get things done here,
Someone who shares my point of view...
But who?
REFLECTION: It's you.
No one but you.
REFLECTION 2: No one's as smart—
And hard of heart—
REFLECTION 3: And looks the part—
ALL REFLECTIONS: Like you.
REFLECTION 2: Who'd pull off a coup d'état like you—
REFLECTION 1: While rocking a push-up bra like you?
ALL REFLECTIONS: Well, here's a clue:
No one but you.
REFLECTION 1:…And you.
REFLECTION 2: And you.
MADALENA: But—
REFLECTION 4: Oh, don't look so shocked.
REFLECTION 5: No need to concoct excuses.
REFLECTION 6: A bottom this tight?
REFLECTION 7: Why, power's your rightful due.
REFLECTION 8: It's true.
REFELECTIONS 9 & 10: You know it, too.
REFLECTION 11: And frankly, upon reflection—
REFLECTION 12: Given such sheer perfection—
REFLECTION 13: Someone should take the cue—
REFLECTIONS: Guess who?
Guess who!
MADALENA: It's me!
REFLECTIONS: You, you, you, you!
MADALENA: No one but me.
REFLECTIONS: You, you, you, you!
MADALENA: Nobody wheels and double-deals
In killer heels like me!
REFLECTIONS: There's nobody who could rule like you—
While making her subjects drool like you—
While tough to the core, like you—
Let's face it, who's more like you
Than you?
No one but you!
MADALENA: Who has the brains
To break her chains
And seize the reins?
REFLECTIONS: Yeah, you!
It's been quite the social climb for you—
And honey, at last it's time for you.
So answer the call for you—
And go take it all for you.
Who else is going to?
No one but you!
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!