My job today it starts insane
I'm stumped, no one is in sight
Noticed a note: All staff stayed home because of GTA 5
What's this GTA? They're out sick today
Must be some type of Flu
Looked it up online, so much violent crime
What's this world coming to?
I ran into the shopping mall
I never saw a line so long
all I wanted was to play it now
so I snuck inside, there's GTA V
bought you, you GTA V
I played non-stop, all week forgot
to go into the office
Didn't brush my teeth or shower all week
Ain't got no time for that nonsense
Then my girl showed up, Chad we've broken up
this game's come to an end
If the hole on this disc weren't as small as this
you wouldn't need a girlfriend
What did she have to break you for?
I just wanted to get to the end
I guess this game I'll never win
Right now every guy's playing GTA
What do their girlfriends do?
I came into the shopping mall
I never saw pair of balls
All the ladies were out on the prowl
and the only guy around was me
These ladies tried to chase me down
Yeah I just closed my eyes and drowned
They were grabbing and they made me fall
What every girl did was rape me
Thank you GTA V
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- Hands Off Myself (Parody of Hands to Myself)
- Agario Song (Parody of What Do You Mean?)
- Shake My Crotch (Parody of "Shake It Off")
- This Is How We Poop (Parody of "This Is How We Do")
- Frugal (Parody of "the Monster")
- Home Alone (Parody of "What Makes You Beautiful")
- Gta V (Parody of "Wrecking Ball")
- Jacksepticeye Roast (Parody of Kiss from a Rose)
- Leafy Diss Track (Parody of Migraine)
- Markiplier Diss Track (Parody of Beat It)
- No Common Sense Me (Parody of Hold It Against Me)
- Thug Life (Parody of "Good Time")