You're my sweet girl
Dressed up so cute
It's girls night out, I'll stay home missing you
Give me a hug
Now go have fun
I'll just be playing xbox and some other stuff
Everyone else in the house has left now
Everyone else but me, yeah
Maybe I'll light up that bong you don't know I have
Now where did I put that thong from my last girlfriend
It's been a while since I fought with my ninja staff
You don't know Oh oh I love being home alone
If only you saw my laptop screen
you'd understand why I buy so much Vaseline
and why my ankles are surrounded by my jeans
you don't know, oh oh I love being home alone
oh oh oh That's what I do home alone
Oh, c-come on
You got it wrong
My pants were tight so I tried to take them off
I don't know why
I even lie
Just turn away and don't look at Mr. Cyclops Eye
Everyone else in the house is leaving
By everyone I mean you
Maybe I'll write a rap song that proves I'm not whack
And now I'll go mow the lawn ha I made you laugh
I'm still recording myself kicking major ass
You don' know, oh oh
I love being home alone
If only you saw my laptop screen
oh no the internet's down why does God hate me
I guess I'll have to resort to a magazine
You don't know, oh oh
I love being home alone
oh oh oh that's what I do home alone