I donât want to go to the DMV
And pay my unjust parking fee
Donât they know I should park for free?
I donât want to.
I donât want to go to bed on time
Want to stay up late and drink some wine
Donât want to feel bad in the morning time
I donât want to.
I donât want to have to work too hard
Want to smoke cigarettes and play some cards
I donât want to have any trouble with men
Donât want to get up till half past ten
Iâm keeping my library books
Donât want to give back all the stuff I took
âCause I like the way my apartment looks with those
Coffee table editions.
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I donât want to clean those dirty clothes
Or the floors or the dishes or any of those
Iâll just walk around and hold my nose
I donât want to.
I donât want to cut back on caffeine
I donât want to pay for gasoline
I donât want to look more than 17
I donât want to.
I donât want to have to work too hard
Want to smoke cigarettes and play some cards
I donât want to have any trouble with men
Donât want to get up till half past ten
I donât want to feel those aches and pains
Know how many pounds Iâve gained
I donât want to drink anything but champagne
I donât want to.