Nice guys finish last,
Thatâs why Iâll treat you like trash,
Itâs not what I really wanna do.
But, you only date bad guys so,
Iâll give it my best try to,
Treat you the way you want me to.
I never open a door,
or pull out a chair.
You can tell me how your day was
but I donât really care.
And if you ever get cold,
youâll just have to hack it,
Cause Iâd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
Like whoa, you ainât sittin up front,
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.
Nice guys finish last,
Thatâs why Iâll treat you like trash,
Itâs not what I really wanna do.
But, you only date bad guys so,
Iâll give it my best try to,
Treat you the way you want me to.
And Ima beat you!
At every competition.
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission.
Wait no, i take that back, you canât go,
House is on tonight
And thatâs my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Mooo Moooo Mooo Mooo!
Nice guys finish last,
Thatâs why Iâll treat you like trash,
Itâs not what I really wanna do.
But, you only date bad guys so,
Iâll give it my best try to,
Treat you the way you want me to.
But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
Wanna tell her that sheâs beautiful, and show her that sheâs loved.
Hold her hand when sheâs scared, tell her how much I careâ¦
But that wonât win her heart because...
Nice guys finish last,
Thatâs why Iâll treat you like trash,
Itâs not what I really wanna do.
But, you only date bad guys so,
Iâll give it my best try to,
Treat you the way you want me to.