(This Track is pure Fiction)
Iâve been teased a few times but itâs been reasonable,
See itâs cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school.
People drool when sheâs walking past. Before class I always laugh,
As my friendsâ divorced dads ask her for an autograph.
On the Streets, cats glance at each other, speak of her.
Some even ask my mother to sign her dvd cover.
Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns a
Poster of her if heâs aged twenty one and over.
The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight.
Kids get carried away, I couldnât care what they say.
Cause I donât want another mother, yeah, none can compare.
Sheâs stunning, sheâs rare, sheâs cunning, sheâs mum of the year.
She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy.
Sheâs willing and caring with me, sheâs witty and friendly, I really...
Love her cooking but you donât know the half.
You donât know better than to fantacize about her assâ¦
My Motherâs a Porn Star and so what?
It didnât change shit growing up.
She knew how to raise her boy the right way,
So fuck whatever you may sayâ¦
My motherâs a star, she makes flicks for adults,
But donât think she donât love my dad. This isnât a joke.
Weâve got moral standards, we a normal family,
Living happily⦠So fuck you and your porno fantacy.
She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know theyâre X Rated,
But sheâs never had to be explicit and explain it to me.
I donât care if sheâs got a wonderful booty!
What are you on? Truly? Iâve neber wanted to watch one of her movies!
My mummy ainât some frigginâ filthy er,
But if we looked close at yours, Iâm sure weâd fill a book up.
Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable
To cope, nasal full of coke, no wonder youâre unstable.
Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling!
At least mine donât creep around, sleeping with married men.
She may get nude on the cam, but wonât be fooled by a man.
Sheâll always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam.
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Women judge each other with a look,
Men judge a colour and the cover of a book,
And I judge the judge that judges my mother.
Yeah, Iâm a motherâs boy...
So reconsider or go fuck yourself.
But donât take it litteraly you dirty douchebag.
Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life. Iâma get back to mine, Iâve gotta go kid.
My mum is calling me.
Iâve gotta do the washing up.
Tera Patrick was over for dinner,
And Iâm out. The cognac is waitingâ¦